Menu
 

Followers

Adult SMS in Urdu Adult SMS in Urdu

Girl to boy:  Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy:  Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:48

2013 Adult SMS 2013 Adult SMS

3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant ...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:47

2014 Adult SMS 2014 Adult SMS

Can we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:46

SaD Adult SMS SaD Adult SMS

It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur na...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:45

Funny Adult SMS Funny Adult SMS

2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said “Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said “U R right ur wife is much ...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:44

Latest Adult SMS Latest Adult SMS

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . ....

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:43

Adult SMS 2014 Adult SMS 2014

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me o...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:42

New Adult SMS New Adult SMS

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . B...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:41

Adult SMS 2013 Adult SMS 2013

6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time M...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:40

Adult SMS Adult SMS

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twic...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:39

Sexy SMS in Urdu Sexy SMS in Urdu

Chalenge Question: Ager Sard Raat me aap ke saath bed per aik side pe aik Haseen larki ho, Aur doosri side per aik Pathan ho to aap kis ki t...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:36

2013 Sexy SMS 2013 Sexy SMS

Once a Elephant asked a camel: Why do u have dick on ur back? Camel replied: That is a fucking good question from someone with a dick on his...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:34

SaD Sexy SMS SaD Sexy SMS

iranda Condom: Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage MRF Condom: Extra Rubber Extra Milage MOOV Condom: Aah se Aaha Tak IODEX Condom: Andar Tak Jaye A...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:33

2014 Sexy SMS 2014 Sexy SMS

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives a Baby!

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:33

Funny Sexy SMS Funny Sexy SMS

How do u teach a blonde maths? You subtract her chlothes & Divide her legs And square root her.

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:31

Latest Sexy SMS Latest Sexy SMS

Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?” Husband: “Excellent idea” Wife: “U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:30

Sexy SMS 2014 Sexy SMS 2014

Beti:  Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya Maa:  kese beti Beti:  Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meri Bra...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:29

New Sexy SMS New Sexy SMS

Larka ro rha tha Lady: kya hua Larka: mene kbhi nei li Lady:  ro mat meri lelo Aftr sex larka hsne lga Lady:  Q has rhe ho Larka: mene roro ...

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:28

Sexy SMS Sexy SMS

Broccoli:  “I look like a tree.” Walnut:  “I look like a brain.” Mushroom:  “I look like an umbrella.” Banana:  “Dude?! Change the topic!”

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:26

Sexy SMS 2013 Sexy SMS 2013

ollege Girls:  Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na? Boys:  Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?

Read more »
Posted by Anonymous
Labels:
at 01:26
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)
 
Top