Kanjoos SMS in English

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Jab Bhi Kanjusi Ka Oscar Ka Nomination Aayega,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Tumhara Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tumne Reply Nahi Kiya, </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">To Pehla Prize Bhi Tumhe Mil Jaayega </span></span></div>

Kanjoos SMS in English

Jab Bhi Kanjusi Ka Oscar Ka Nomination Aayega, Tumhara Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega, Agar Ye Padkar Bhi Tumne Reply Nahi Kiya,  To Pehla Prize...

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Kanjoos SMS in Urdu

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam msg pdnewalo ko mera salam.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Tea pepsi pinewalo kbhi pani b piya kro,</span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">fokat k msg pdnewalo kbhi msg b kiya kro.</span></div>

Kanjoos SMS in Urdu

Chandi ka ghoda sone ki lagam msg pdnewalo ko mera salam. Tea pepsi pinewalo kbhi pani b piya kro, fokat k msg pdnewalo kbhi msg b kiya kro.

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2013 Kanjoos SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi <b>SMS</b> kiya karo. </span></span></div>

2013 Kanjoos SMS

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo, Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo. 

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2014 Kanjoos SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">ap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai </span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Ap k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hai</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">pr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* wala *Style* hai </span></span></div>

2014 Kanjoos SMS

ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai ap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai  Ap k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hai pr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* ...

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SaD Kanjoos SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">service centar  waly caal kar k khud puchen</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye</span></span></div>

SaD Kanjoos SMS

khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle service centar  waly caal kar k khud puchen paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail k...

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Funny Kanjoos SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">(',')</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">< > (','),___</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">_/''\__// LL</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Arey arey</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">kia hua?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Agar <b>sms</b> k paise nai to is mei paon paKRNe wali kya baat hai</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Uth jao</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Phir kabhi sms bhej dena</span></span></div>

Funny Kanjoos SMS

(',') < > (','),___ _/''\__// LL Arey arey kia hua? Agar sms k paise nai to is mei paon paKRNe wali kya baat ...

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Latest Kanjoos SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">1 kanjoos tha,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Bilkul kanjoos tha,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Khalis kanjoos tha,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Aap mat ghabrao</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha, </span></span></div>

Latest Kanjoos SMS

1 kanjoos tha, Bilkul kanjoos tha, Khalis kanjoos tha, Bohut ziada kanjoos tha, Aap mat ghabrao Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha, 

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Kanjoos SMS 2014

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">) (</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">!!!!!</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">*Mubarak ho*</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">SMS na kaRNe pe</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Aapko</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Award</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">of "Kanjoosi" 2010</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">diya jata ha.</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha</span></span></div>

Kanjoos SMS 2014

) ( !!!!! *Mubarak ho* SMS na kaRNe pe Aapko Award of "Kanjoosi" 2010 diya jata ha. Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha

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New Kanjoos SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Aaj mere pass</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Mobile hy</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Number hy</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Charger hy</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Battery hy</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Balance hy</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Tumhare pass kiya hy?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Hy koi msg?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">To bhej do</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Agar nahi to</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Mobile bech do. </span></span></div>

New Kanjoos SMS

Aaj mere pass Mobile hy Number hy Charger hy Battery hy Balance hy Tumhare pass kiya hy? Hy koi msg? To bhej do Agar nahi to Mobile bech do....

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Kanjoos SMS 2013

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Hello!</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Kia haal hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;">  </span></span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Kia ho raha hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Aap kahan rehte ho?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Kitne rooms hain?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Ghar mein TV hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Kon se chennals aate hain?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Table hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Chair bhi hogi</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Janwar paalte ho?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Billi hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;">  </span></span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Music sunte ho?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Phir audio system bhi hoga</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Nalka hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Pani aata hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Fridge hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Fan hai ya AC?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Phone hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Wire less hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Mobile hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Nokia hai ya koi aur?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Sim hai?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">Balance bhi hoga</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">To SMS q nahi karte?</span></span></div>

Kanjoos SMS 2013

Hello!   Kia haal hai?    Kia ho raha hai?   Aap kahan rehte ho?   Kitne rooms hain?   Ghar mein TV hai?   Kon se chennals aate hain?   Tabl...

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Kanjoos SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen</span><br style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 20.795454025268555px;"> </span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20.796875px;">paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye</span></span></div>

Kanjoos SMS

khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle   service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen   paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fai...

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