Insult SMS in Urdu

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">Question: Why do men chase women<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />when they have no intention of marrying?</span></div><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />when they have no intention of driving.</span></div></div>

Insult SMS in Urdu

Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no inte...

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2013 Insult SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."</span></div><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"</span></div><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">Boy: "No, Two Faced"</span></div></div>

2013 Insult SMS

Boy: "You Are Like A COIN." Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?" Boy: "No, Two Faced"

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2014 Insult SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">Today is an international day<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />for the mentally disabled .</span></div><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">Please send an encouraging<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />sms to a mentally disabled friend,</span></div><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">as i have done������</span></div></div>

2014 Insult SMS

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled . Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done������

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SaD Insult SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...</span></span></div>

SaD Insult SMS

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo k...

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Funny Insult SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="entry" style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><div style="border: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white;">Ultimate insult..</span></div><div style="border: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: white;">I Iove your smile becoz..<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'</span></div></div></div>

Funny Insult SMS

Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

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Latest Insult SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">Roses r lal<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />skies r nila,<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />ur brain is like khali patila.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Bura man liya?</span></div><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">O.K</span></div><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">Roses r red<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />skies r blue,<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />I born smart<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />what d hell hapened to u.</span></div><div style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><span style="background-color: white;">Thora sa or bura manlo :p</span></div></div>

Latest Insult SMS

Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura man liya? O.K Roses r red skies r blue, I born smart what d hell hapened to u....

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Insult SMS 2014

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Stars+moon = A romantic night.</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.</span></span></div>

Insult SMS 2014

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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New Insult SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="entry" style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><div style="border: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px;">You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Just a second, don't misunderstand.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />CUTE means:<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Creating<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Useless<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Troubles<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Everywhere..</div></div></div>

New Insult SMS

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere...

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Insult SMS 2013

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="entry" style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;"><div style="border: 0px; line-height: 1.5em; list-style: none; margin-bottom: 1.5em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0.5em; padding: 0px;">Plz call me,<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />its urgent.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Ek accident ho gaya hai.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Plz mana mat karna<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Warna<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />.<br style="border: 0px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />GADHA mar jayega</div></div></div>

Insult SMS 2013

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

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Insult SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">SomeOne..</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">MiSSES U..</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">NeeDS U..</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Worries About U</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Lonely Without U</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">Guess Who?</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">THE MONKEY IN</span><br style="border: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; list-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: justify;">... THE ZOO ..</span></span></div>

Insult SMS

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ..

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